Unfinished titles can make a blog post.

I went and got myself 2 full time jobs. I'm now the Executive Director at New Patriot Journal. I'll post the new business cards when I get them.

Anyway, I always start a post and never finish it. The post names are still there and as I was looking at them I thought sharing my half-hazard work could count as a post. I'll give you the story after the quote.

#1. Feline Teen Pregnancy
      As you know, I have a cat farm. we are at about 10 right now, but spring is around the corner and I have around 4 "producers". We kept all but 2 from last year, but these ones will have to either migrate or get farmed out.

#2. Goat Diaper
      I had to breed the other goat, Glowbug, and didn't want to wait for the friend's truck to take her to her "date". So I thought about making my goat wearing a diaper but in the end I threw some towels down in the trunk and rode the lightning. As a side note, on the way over my kid asked me "mom what do goats do when they breed?" Yay spaceships.

#3. "Mom, can BB's kill a chicken?"
      Caspian was asking about the capabilities of her new BB gun (with a scope) and she asked if bb's were lethal to chickens. Phil then offered to get Cappy a bale of straw to shoot at. Guess he thought I would teach her to shoot for the feet.

Now the last one is the quote that made me catch up on the blog. I said this to Rowan, who has been dubbed "Rodeo" by my mom has turned into well, a rodeo. My policy is that if you can stay on for 8 seconds, you get a prize.The quote is from myself. It is.......
Rowan, why are you in the washer?

Because you read to the bottom of this perpetually incomplete blog post, you will be rewarded with a picture of the Rodeo in his recharging state.

Feral Child.